Welcome to the funhouse!

May we interest you in the sensationally absurd?
Would you like a beverage, a laugh, and a show of certain special delights?
Would you like a show that is casual and Queer? Silly and fierce?

meet our dommes:

Mxtress lexxx

our main stage ringleader! A jack of all trades with years of training and expertise, known for impact play scenes with a wide array of skills and implements. this maximalist enjoys diversity, creativity, and building personalized scenes for our patrons.

madame bunnabelle

the romantic of the group. she specializes in beautification and breath play. bare hands are her favorite implement for choking, slapping, spanking, and restraining. If you’re looking to be sensually pinned down and painted — she’s the one to take your breath away.

kinkstress kidd

this genderless creature is your go-to for stinging sensation! kidd loves electricity, needle play, hot wax, knife play, and stingy impact. sign up for your disection today.

click here to sign up

scenes are first come first serve! limited spots available.

dress code: fetishwear welcome! however nipples and genitals must be completely covered (no mesh/see-through).

come experience the lexperience!

21+ to Enter

Doors open at 7:30PM

Show starts 8PM

30 min intermission

bar closes 12:30am

social hour 12am-1am

3$ coat check

Cash only Door 10$-20$ sliding scale

Cash/Card Bar

ATM available at the bar

Free street Parking

the grotto:private outdoor courtyard for smoking