Welcome to the funhouse!

May we interest you in the sensationally absurd?
Would you like a beverage, a laugh, and a show of certain special delights?
Would you like a show that is casual and Queer? Silly and fierce?

meet our dommes:

Mxtress lexxx

our main stage ringleader! A jack of all trades with years of training and expertise, known for impact play scenes with a wide array of skills and implements. this maximalist enjoys diversity, creativity, and building personalized scenes for our patrons.

kinkstress kidd

this genderless creature is your go-to for stinging sensation! kidd loves electricity, needle play, hot wax, knife play, and stingy impact. sign up for your disection today.

Special guest: rinpaints

rin and their bottom northswitch will be doing rope and suspension performances throughout the night!

click here to sign up

scenes are first come first serve! limited spots available.

dress code: fetishwear welcome! however nipples and genitals must be completely covered (no mesh/see-through).

come experience the lexperience!

21+ to Enter

Show starts 8PM

bar closes 12am

3$ coat check

Cash only Door 10$-20$ sliding scale

Cash/Card Bar

ATM available at the bar

Free street Parking

the grotto:private outdoor courtyard for smoking